FUN CORNER!!!

DO YOU HAVE ANY ANSWERS??

If it's zero degrees outside today, and it is supposed
to be twice as
cold
tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

*Why is it called building when it is already built?

*If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the
opposite of congress?

*Is it possible to be totally partial?

*If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a
success?

*If all the world is a stage where is the audience
sitting?

*If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't
people from
Holland
called Holes?

*Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
adultery?

*When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?

*If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific
mean to make
terrible?

*Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

*If lawyers are debarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow
that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged,
models
deposed, dry cleaners depressed?, plumbers decocked ?
*Why is it if someone tells y! ou there are 1 billion
stars in the
universe, you will believe them but if
they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to
touch it to be
sure?

*Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

*I thought how people seem to read the Bible a whole
lot more as they
get
older, then it dawned on me ....they are cramming
for their final
exams.


GOT ANY ????